Several new houses have been built in Randomby and the first of them has been occupied.

Eddie Quigley is rude, crude, and has some serious problems fitting in with society. He has “light fingers” and it’s quite likely that you’ll find some of your cutlery has gone missing after he visits.

He is also the biggest slob in the world.

And he hasn’t wasted any time making connections with the local criminal element.

He’s brought along his teenage daughter Evelyn.

She doesn’t even try to get along with other people. She spends most of her time staring at a computer screen. Evelyn is a genius and a computer whiz; who knows how Eddie managed to bring her up so far.

Eddie’s dad Tom has tagged along. He’s really full of himself.

Known simply as “Quigley” to his friends and his foes, he still thinks of himself as a young and handsome man. Quigley gets drunk almost every night and can frequently be found searching for a new lady friend.

Eddie finds the Quigley’s new house extremely tastefully decorated.

The others aren’t so sure. Quigley and Evelyn think something has to be done about the decor.

Either way, the Quigleys have quickly settled into Randomby and are looking foward to meeting their neighbours.